Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, March 27, 2010

My new Addiction.. BBT!

I have so many addictions and more obsession...
This is my most recent addiction..
This show has geek written all over it, but honestly with their 3rd season now, this might be the funniest sitcom I have ever seen!
The Big Bang Theory really works for me.. maybe I'm a geek at heart!





My two Favorite characters are Rajesh Koothrappali from India. An Astrophysicist who has a social anxiety that is suppressed by alcohol and cannot talk to women if not intoxicated. Then comes Sheldon Cooper, or should I say Dr. Sheldon Cooper MSc, PhD. from Texas Who works as a Theoretical physicist. His character is way too complicated to explain, must be observed to understand!

I give it 2 thumbs up!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Mannequin: On the Move ! a wise man with a wise decision !!!!!



أصدر وزير التجارة والصناعة ووزير الدولة لشؤون مجلس الامة أحمد باقر القرار الوزاري رقم 420 لعام 2008 بشأن حظر عرض الملابس النسائية الداخلية على واجهات المحلات، وبجواز عرضها في الاماكن المخصصة للنساء داخل المحلات، كما حظر القرار على جميع المحلات التجارية ترك دمى العرض المانيكان من دون ملابس او عرض الملابس عليها بطريقة تخدش الحياء العام على واجهات المحلات ..... البقيه،


ذكرني بفيلم

Mannequin: On the Move (1991)


The story goes as.....


a young department store intern falls in love with a female store mannequin possessed by the ghost of a young 17th Centurny princess who comes to life whenever her necklace is removed by him only


وأعتقد إن هذا القانون وضح لإحتمال وقوع مثل هذه الحادثه .. ساعتها تعال فكك

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Word of the day...أمخر عباب

Update

We are taking Arabic classes!!
our appologies for being on the ignorant side!





So.........


we go out..

just the two of us..

in slacks..

decided to eat..

Craved Chinese..

went to peacock..

ordered food..

enjoyed food..

yummy food..

done.


left restaurant..

heading out.. we spot a funny looking statue resembling a woman holding a tray..

on it ..

scattered flyers..

about a trip on Al Ghazeer..


Radisson SAS..

nice idea..

but..


what the hell is..


أمخــر عبــاب ؟

- to know what I'm talking about.. please double click on the image to enlarge


To M.

a little Amkhar 3abab dedication.. feel better.. soooooooooooooon..


and remember..

ma ye7la el tan ella fog el so6ooo7i..



moral of the story...

READPROOOOOOOF people!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Back with a vengeance..

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..................................... if anyone gives two quids (a quid is a pound - British slang)

oh .. and don't mind the title.. it just sounded catchy.. I love drama..

So my trip to London went successfully.. the weather was amazing and it was two weeks of fun, laughter and intense shopping ;)
and since I came back it's been partying.. partying.. beach and more partying.. so I'll just post some pictures and you'll get the "picture" ;P

Cheers..

we take off.. mind you I have fear of flying.. but I still took this picture..




The first thing I pick up when we arrive..




Oxford Street people.. and there's Selfridges - far left..




China Town..



Yummy don't ya think ?!! eewww


So .. take a look..


I wouldn't be a true tourist if I didn't head to Madame tussaud's..


and for the 3agad..



Train station .. on our way to Bicester.. a (shopping) mission....




and ofcourse .. couldn't miss Les Miserables The musical.... it was breath-takin'..




BUT.. while heading to Camden I came across this shoe shop.. and I couldn't stop myself from crackin up! offensive .. yet funny..



London in a nutshell..

Beautiful weather..Oxford Street..Selfridges..Laughter..Fendi..Sofra Restaurant..lack of sleep..St.christophers Place..rain..Chinalife..ipod..Piccadilly Circus..Trocadero..Tottenham Court..Harrods..Eat Thai..Christian Lacroix..Tube..Goofiness..Naval Piercing..walking, walking and more walking..London Theatre..Book shop..oyster card..virgin..Bicester village..a few hours of sleep..Haruki Murakami..Bond Street..Saturday Market..Covent Garden..Pret a Manger..Reiss..sexy shoes..AbdulJabar el 7mar..Edgeware road..Dune..House of Fraser..Body Piercing..Harvey Nichols..Slot machines..Sha7en wi jnaaaa6..Flu..London Terminal to Bicester North..no tattoo..nap..HMV..Green curry chicken..reading..Baker street..Madame Tussauds..London eye..Les Miserables..Puma..Borders..ta3ab..safa restaurant..nina..wi bas kafi.

bas te3abt..

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Different Strokes...

Didn't get to see the Oscars..

I had a long weekend and I'm still recovering from the aftermath..


my horoscope today was..

Today you could receive word of a promotion or an exciting new challenge at work. Though this is something you have wanted for a long time now, you may hesitate to accept immediately. Could it be because your self-confidence is rather low right now, dear Sagittarius? Don't let that stop you! This feeling is only temporary, while the opportunity could develop into something quite long-term. Don't lose your chance!




I love sushi.. alot! but this email I recently recieved makes think about those people who've taken their love for sushi a bit too far...!!

Seriously now! would anyone buy this crap? lol

I can only deal with the pillows.. I acutally might get one...hehe






Sushi Pillows



Sushi I-POD case



Sushi Car Ornaments




Sushi earings



Sushi Bracelet and Earing set







and if you're bored..

This site allows you to create your very own 3-D character. Start by choosing gender. Specify skin color, features, hairstyle...etc. Then, put your mini-me in motion by choosing animation, which ranges from strumming a six-string to smooching Brad Pitt to busting out a “Thriller” dance. The Meez en scènes, if you will, include cityscapes, parties, magazine covers, and a corner office.
www.meez.com


oh and my secret.. shshshshshs.. for march..


what would you do if you knew someone for so long to discover he/she is gay.. they might not know it and they might have been keeping it from you.. how would you deal with this?
should I just do the confrontation thing?
I have no problem with it.. but I don't know how to approach and say .. hey.. it's ok!

maybe I should just overlook it and pretend everything is a-o-kay!




Enough yapping .. Lunar eclipse just started.. going to check it out.


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Update on Lunar Eclipse: I stayed up all night watching .. it was breathtakin' and the weather was absolutely perfect, skies were clear and I got a full view.


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Monday, February 05, 2007

3abeeriyat

I was on a Bike hunt!!..been looking for a decent bike for the longest time, and I finely managed to find one..yaaay! my new 2007 trek 3500.
but the weather is not being very friendly lately, and I'm recovering from bronchitis..! can it get any worse??
Mother nature.. please have mercy!!.. enough with all the dust!! .. I make believe it's only fog! delusional .. aren't I?!






on a more interesting note...

Heard of the term Metrosexual ?!

man of any sexual orientation (usually heterosexual) who has a strong aesthetic sense and spends a great amount of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. He has a sense of fashion and a taste for culture, who loves to shop and look good. Do you know anyone like that? I do ..hehe

I googled it.. and my favorite description was... " it cracked me up..hehehe"

"The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they're pretty much everywhere.
—Mark Simpson, "Meet the metrosexual," Salon.com, July 22, 2002



question....
is it ok to have icecream when you have bronchitis??..if not.. what do you do with such a craving ?!





Bored..bored..bored... enough with the bed rest!!! I'm hyper by nature and this bed rest thing is KILLING me.


oh.. and one more thing... color me sick
Note: Alia.. Rome was very helpful.. merci darling
.. and a little thank you note for a certain blogger (you know who you are) thanks for your sweet gesture and offer for help.. it did help.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Adventures in another cooking show

I think we established the fact that I'm into culinary arts and gastronomy, which makes me get drawn to Tv shows that resembles a kitchen and food in any way.
So my recent obsession is
this



Based on the memoir of chef Anthony Bourdain, it capture the insanity that goes on out of the customer's sight, in the Kitchen of a top restaurant. In one episode; on Nolita's opening night, a worker's fingertip goes missing, and a food critic gets seated next to a bathroom door!


I'm loving it.. it's very funny.

Review ( link)

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Golden Globe moment..

I stayed up last night, all night until early hours of the morning watching the golden globe's live..alot of winners and alot of exceptance speeches.... but this one takes the cake!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j339HVDLXA



Note: I'm not down.. I'm just recharging



Color my mood..





Today..it's purple.. and a little trivia for you..

Purple represents royalty, spirituality, nobility, ceremony, mystery, transformation, wisdom, enlightenment, cruelty, arrogance, mourning. Purple is considered an exotic color.

Purple dye was made from the mucous gland of a snail. It required thousands of snails to yield 1 gram of dye causing it to be a color only nobles could afford. Today purple is a trendy color targeting creative types.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Face from Space!


Talk about taking that extra step in advertising!!!

The new KFC logo is visible from outer space. laid out at 87,500 square feet using tiles, , this all new logo spot the colonel wearing an apron.
The giant Colonel Sanders logo was built off The World’s Only Extraterrestrial Highway in Rachel, Nevada, also known as the “UFO Capital of the World,” Area 51, and the epicenter of inter-galactic communication.

It took a team of nearly 50 designers, engineers, scientists (including astrophysicists), architects and other professionals working nearly three months to conceive, create and execute building the world’s largest logo. It took more than 3,000 hours to create from inception to launch and was built by Synergy, a leading event company.

The logo consists of 65,000 one-foot by one-foot painted tile pieces that were assembled like a giant jigsaw puzzle: 6,000 red, 14,000 white, 12,000 eggshell, 5,000 beige and 28,000 black. Taking 24 days, working around-the-clock, to manufacture and ultimately produce. It then took six days on site to construct the logo, during which time the logo design pieces were kept hidden and under cover from identified and unidentified flying objects!


أهل فيلكا ما خلو شي

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Why Men love being Men...

I'm not being envious...


* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
* The world is your urinal.
* Same work...more pay.
* Wrinkles add character.
* You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
* Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them... but even if they did, you wouldn't give a d***!
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
* One mood, ALL the d*** time.
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can open all your own jars.
* Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
* You can kill your own food.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
* If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
* You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. * You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* You almost never have strap problems in public.
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
* You don't have to shave below your neck.
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.
* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
* You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

"advertising Space" a marketing opportunity..





A mother had her forehead tattooed with a gambling website called Goldenplace.com. She auctioned it off for $ 10,000 to pay for her son's private school fees.
Karolyne Smith has a permanent billboard on her forehead after accepting an offer of $10,000 from the company. Her eBay auction attracted more than 27,000 hits, bidding reached $999.99 before Goldenpalace.com met Smith's $10,000 asking price. Goldenpalace.com also gave her another $5,000 for her trouble.


Anything for money!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Google This !!

A good friend of mine, Aziz, emailed me this morning and instructed me to do the following:

go to: http://www.google.com

type the word: Failure

Click on: I'm feeling Lucky

guess where it redirected me to ?????

Alian's chip in his Arm !!


If you're an ebay buyer or seller, that's the book for you. it illustrates everything you need to know about ebay's policies, information and even scams.





Talk about weird items on ebay!!
As I was browsing through ebay, I came across this; a gentleman claims we was visited by alians and had a metal instrument implanted in his arm!!!

Do you buy his story???
I don't, but I thought it was interesting to share it.

check the link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5677911823&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

Friday, August 11, 2006

In Need of an English Course 101

I was driving along the road " la beya wala 3alayah" and at a traffic light right on Jamal AbdulNaser Street I came across this car, or should I say this spare tire.

reminds me of a little commercial that ran on TV and the radio a while ago for Expression Training Center اكسبرشن للتدريب الأهلى

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

NOT funny


When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or sometimes they say "my head hurts sooo much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

hmmm..